This is an actual memo I received here at work. Names have been removed. Typos have not.
"The mayor has requested that the quality of toilet paper be improved. Please immediately purchase and begin using a better quality of toilet paper to ensure that the quality of life for all employees is improved. Feel free to send the remaining poor quality toilet peper to storage for our next City auction. The mayor also commented on the poor quality of paper towels. Please order a better quality of paper towels also. Thanks for your help."
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I love this...good use of the public funds. I am sure everyone is tired of the chafing. Bring on the Charmin.
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