Ivy is in a show at UCSC this weekend and has indicated that it is not strictly necessary for us to come see it. This is a girl who under normal cirumstances would be so mad if we missed a show that....well it's never actually happened because we're too afraid of her.
So let's play a little game, shall we? Below is a list of shocking events, some of which have occurred in shows that we've already seen Ivy in, and one of which is apparently so wildly inappropriate that Ivy doesn't wish us to see it.
1. Ivy is topless
2. Ivy shares a same sex kiss on stage
3. Ivy wears a dog collar and a burka
4. Ivy castrates a man with her bare hands
5. Ivy appears on stage in a negligee, toting a machine gun and kills two people
6. Ivy crushes a woman's head with a golf club
See if you can guess the offending act!
Brief Life of Crime
In other news, Eric and I attempted to sneak into a movie today. We paid to see "Disturbia" (kinda good, plus it has Shia LaBouef and I sort of have an innapropriate crush on him) and then decided to sneak into "Hot Fuzz." We casually strolled into the theatre and panicked a bit because a security guard came in shortly after us and asked some people to show their stubs. But then the guard left, so we relaxed and watched the previews...which is when I realized that I'd left my purse in the OTHER theatre. So Eric stood up and yelled "hey! This isn't Spiderman!" and we left.
That was kind of an anticlimatic story, wasn't it? Sorry. It was funny at the time.
Prom Pictures
Olivia really loves her shoes and made me take a picture of them!
Do you think Olivia looks annoyed? I think this picture is probably an accurate prediction of the future-like if you just aged them 40 years, this could be a photo of them at their kids wedding or something....seriously, it even has Raquel in the background-there's at least a chance that Raquel and Olivia could be related by marriage someday!
Cute Couple
1 comment:
Olivia has a beautiful dress and I love Mike's napkin! Has he ever put chopsticks in his nose? Now that's something to see. You both look beauteous !! Beauteous is my favorite made-up word. Can you use it in a sentence?
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